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raya. 14. i'm not an interesting person. i like broadway, disney, the avengers, coffee, and good books.



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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000





bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen





  • Me when the conversation isn't on me at all times: ANYWAY



5secondsofteasing:

relationship goals


officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"







nezua:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

truth. the poor are the most generous.




joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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listen up, folks, war is over; brand new sheriff’s come to town. we are done with acting evil, we will lay our weapons down. we’re all damaged, we’re all frightened. we’re all freaks but that’s alright. we’ll endure it, we’ll survive it.




embrace-is-love:

Thank dead god! Man, we’re saved, I thought I was gonna die a virgin!











drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT